City Stages is dead… and this is the @#$%^ that killed it!
So, Chris and I went to lunch… only to come back to the news that City Stages isn’t coming back next year.
This left me with two options: Gather as much news as possible and report it accurately OR find some random soul to blame it on.
HERE YOU HAVE IT, BIRMINGHAM. This girl is a festival murderer! Why, you ask? BE ASHAMED. Now is not the time for questions. Now is the time for quiet reflection and rebirth. Or, just beating her door down with torches and heavy tree logs like that one time in Beauty & the Beast.
If you want to hear the unsurprising news from the Birmingham News, check it out here.
Some of our followers on Twitter were ready with the hardhitting responses to #citystagesfail.
Joey Tichenor quipped “REO Speedwagon killed City Stages.”
John P. Strohm, of Lemonheads and being a kickass lawyer fame, said “REO didn’t do it alone. Them + Styx + Doobies + Skynyrd – that’s what has brought shame to our city. Yeah, maybe a bit harsh, and all due respect to Skynyrd in their prime – but one original member? I know there are other causes, and I feel bad for the good people in town who have worked so hard.”
Andy Birdwell added, “Can’t really lay all the blame on this years lineup. The festival has sucked for a decade.”
Wade Kwon, former editor of the Birmingham Post Herald lamented, “I’m surprised McMillan couldn’t step aside to let City Stages have a fighting chance.”
Eric Turner, Auburn student, wondered aloud that he was “kind of surprised many care at all that City Stages is dead. It’s been maybe one decent act a year for a while. Never adapted either.”
And finally, Secret Stages headliner and local music staple Duquette Johnston let his feelings flow in short form. He said “If you are shocked city stages is done then you could not read the writing on the wall.”
As you can see, folks are in true hater form today with plenty of anti-REO sentiment. Why does that force megaLOLz on our end?
What do you guys think?
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